…by popular request…
I knew him, you see,
This certain young man,
And that is why
I saw him and ran.
In the plan of the ages
This tragedy is –
That I should be
An acquaintance of his.
I never gave you a second look
Because one look was quite enough
For me to know that a look a day
Would be really, really tough.
I never hear you in my dreams
Because I plug my ears
Your voice at breakfast every day
Would kill me in two years
I never gave you a second look,
I never see you in my dreams
But I sense your presence always,
For I always smell you, it seems!
She’s so sweet – (That I get sick)
She’s so honest – (that I know she likes me)
She’s pretty – (Make-up does the trick)
She’s the girl that really psyches me.
When she smiles, I feel the world shake
(Where do you hide when a girl’s on the make?)
I’m so glad she’s in my life,
(Now I know what I don’t want in a wife.)
(When I see you in school)
Give thanks to Heaven
for the “six-inch” rule!
Since at the moment
I see you too clearly,
I sign this note
A is for Apple
B is for Bear
C is to tell you
That I don’t Care
S is for Sobbing
T is for Tear
U can cry all you want
Because I just won’t hear.
I like you; I mean it! You’re a very nice guy.
Let’s be friends. Thanks for everything. Goodbye.
“Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Your hair is like french fries,
Your voice a kazoo.”
“Violets are purple
Roses are pink.
My dream guy wears Old Spice,
While you merely stink.”
Handsome, with talents galore
He knows what he’s here for –
He thinks he was made to bring romance
To women’s lives with his every glance.
However, he never succeeds;
A fault or two is what he needs!
Dear young lady, just so you know,
I got over you, four or five years ago!
It’s been half a decade since I found you awesome,
So please go elsewhere and flap your jaw some!