Book Title Giveaway

Ever try making up fake book titles? They can be more interesting than titles of books actually written. Ironic.

Romance (Comedy, Historical)

AND TO THINK YOU WERE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL
BARKING MAD FOR JESSE HOUNDER
COME DIVINE WILLIAM
DITCH THE DUD, SWEETHEART
EGGS, BACON, AND SONGS ABOUT MARY
FIBBING FRANK GETS HURT
GORGEOUS AND LOVING IT
HE WAS THE ONE, YOU FOOL!
I THINK MY DOG’S A FAIRY PRINCE
JUST THE MAN FOR MAN-EATING KELLY
KITES SHAPED LIKE HEARTS
LOVING QUARTERBACK PHYLLIS
MAYBE-THIS-TIME HANK (MEETS SOMEONE LIKE MOM)
NO MEN LEFT FOR ETHEL BRINKER
YOU’RE OUT OF MY LIFE FOR SEVEN DAYS
PICK ‘ER WISELY, PARDNER
QUIXOTIC FAT MEN
RACING HEARTS DO NOT A WEDDING MAKE
STILL HOPEFUL AT EIGHTY-NINE
THE HUMBLING OF BEAUTIFUL JONATHAN
UPTIGHT MELODY TRIES TO STEAL A HUSBAND
VIA MEDUSA
WILL YOU FLEE THIS HOUSE COUSIN?
YAWNING IN PARIS
ZIPPERS OR NONE, MADAM?

Fantasy/Sci-Fi

ALL IN A CENTURY’S NIGHT
BENEATH THE SHADOW OF THE PARTICLE
CAPACIOUS HEAD OF DIANA
DRINK THE BACKWARDS VESSEL FULL
FALLOW FIELDS OF HEALTHFEN YEILD
GIRLS OF THIS COUNTY USUALLY FLY
HIDING HELDRICK AND HIS ROCKET
(the) IGNORANCE AND DEATH OF MISTER BONETICKER
JASPER AND SARDONIS WED
KING STEPHEN THE JUST OF CRAIGLORN
LAUGHING RULERS ON HIGH
MANIFOLD ARTS OF WISE WOMEN
NIGHT IN THE TENTS OF THE LORD
OUT OF HARM’S DAY
PROPHETS OVER THE PENINSULA
QUILTING THE AGES IN SEVEN COLORS
RED ROUT BY MARSLIGHT
(the) SEVEN MINISTERS CONVENTION OF PLANET CANTOR
TILL THE END OF WILFRED
UNDERSTAND NOT AN EMPORER’S DREAMS
VOID GUZZLER
WELDING THE WORLDS
YET THE SANDMAN CAME
ZARKADOODLE

Paranormal Thriller/Mystery

ALPHA RIDDLER OF HOLY HILL
BOTTLE FULL OF HARD WATER TEARS
CARE FOR A VISION OF TOMORROW?
DARING MINE EYES FOR JOHN
EAGLES IN TRANCES
FIND ME A WEAPON QUICK, MOM
GOOD GRIEF GONE FAST
HELP US, FATHER JENSON
I NEVER ONCE SUSPECTED YOU
JANE JUMPING JACK – GLOBAL CHECKERS
KATIE CRIES WOLF
LIKE CRISTA ALMOST KNEW
MOTHER OF TERRORS, AT HAND
NEVER KILL ME AGAIN
OVER THE OCEAN THE WIDOW WEPT
PRAY NOT THESE UNKIND SPIRITS
QUIT NOW UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED
RUT WE’RE IN DEEP
SLUMBER LIGHTLY, LOVE
TOO EASY UNTIL TODAY
UGLY FAST AUTOS
VARIABLE RETURNS OF HELENE PALANI
WHERE IS MY GREAT-AUNT’S KNITTING NEEDLE?
YET IS MY BLOODIED HEAD UNBOWED
ZOMBIES NEVER GUESS

5 thoughts on “Book Title Giveaway

  1. Thanks, all. I’m glad someone else had fun with them, too.

    The only trouble is, now I want to read some of these books. 😉

    LATER: Dang, I accidentally erased writemeg’s comment. As I recall she liked “RACING HEARTS DO NOT A WEDDING MAKE” along with “I THINK MY DOG’S A FAIRY PRINCE” and laughingly commented that many book titles are so boring she doesn’t know what people are thinking. Her rather lively blog is HERE.

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  2. It’s no worries! 🙂 Those were indeed my favorite titles. I forgot to add that I loved “He Was The One, You Fool” as well, and I would go ahead and add an exclamation point at the end! 🙂

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